I’d like to order a last minute stripper. Preferably of Asian heritage, very bendy with a heart of gold and a crotch of gold…Yes I just hired my first stripper, anything else I should get? —JESS, New Girl
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Edith ‘Little Edie’ Bouvier Beale: You can’t have your cake and eat it, too in life.
Edith ‘Big Edie’ Bouvier Beale: Oh, yes, I did. I did, I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it and had everything I wanted.
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oh i would kill for the atlantic. but im paid to make girls panic while i sing.
Posted January 19, 2012 at 9:20pm
